sup muggles

promiscuous-petal:

enough about sex positions has anyone discovered a reading position which doesn’t get uncomfortable after 5 minutes

all time favorite louis tomlinson quotes

girlslovemycurls:

  • "salad in the wind"
  • "have you’ve quite finished yet"
  • "define girlfriends"
  • "does anyone else hear running water"
  • "sorry love but I don’t really care"
  • "happy days"
  • "NO NO NO
  • "will it be as deep as your voice"
  • "fucking shit bastard you did that shit I did that good"
  • "chicken stuffed with mozzarella wrapped in Parma ham with a side of homemade mash"

evolutional:

tbh no matter how much you like someone if you keep going back to them after they hurt you you’re an idiot 

flash 9 is required to suck my dick

lubricates:

lubricates:

PEOPLE WHO MAKE EVERY SINGLE ONE OF THEIR STATUSES ON FACEBOOK A TEXT POST FROM TUMBLR AND THEN PRETEND LIKE THEY CAME UP WITH IT MAKE ME SO MAD

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are you fucking kidding me i literally JUST posted this

foreveralone-lyguy:

Being a 20+ yr old on tumblr

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zodiacs

transfolk:

aquarius- 100% greatest. 

pisces- VERY nice. probably the best

aries- good for ramming into things i suppose

taurus- ok i guess

gemini- no

cancer- extra bad

leo- nice

virgo- bad

libra- sometimes they ok but tbh dont waste ur time….

scorpio- ok

sagittarius- evil

capricorn- worst

londoin:

do you ever get a weird crush on someone that’s not even attractive but you’re just attracted to them and you don’t know why